I'm so freaking nervous it isn't funny. I have to get up tomorrow morning at 5:30am to get ready and leave the house around 6:30am to head over to city hall for testing. I feel like i'm going to fail this test and let everyone down. And if I don't fail, I'll probably get a low score. [need a 70+ to pass] I need this job! Prayers people. This child needs all of them!

Last night was the worst night. Mom was just being a bitch cause I won't get the vacuum out to suck out that lizard. So, I crashed on the loveseat. That thing is the most uncomfortable place to sleep on. I prolly got 1 hour of the 4 I was there. Then when Mom woke up at 4:30am. I told her to get that thing out by sucking it up. People were now awake around us so let's suck it up. Around 7am, I yelled at her to get that thing removed. She's all like "I don't see it. It disappeared". Mom the damn lizard is still there. I was half awake, half mad cause of this crap. My brain was surely working more than hers were and she was longer than I was. He was in my closet hiding. So, mom sucked him up, room smelled like vacuum [the one with bags] and I can sleep in my bed at 7 in the morning. Couldn't sleep anyway so I ended up watching Bonanza, I Dream of Genie and Mister Ed. I was critiquing how bad the sets looked like paper mache. I Love Lucy has the best set in regards to classic TV...I ended up sleeping.

Now for the title. Dad came up with an idea that we should listen to the scanner and listen for dispatching and stuff. Half of it I didn't understand, they went too fast or I was busy looking up for the codes. By the way, this is a trainee job so I'm being trained to learn this stuff. One the calls were an old man choking on a banana. So, I ate a banana in honors for the old man choking on it. God I'm bad.

Got a call from the US Navy, they want me to join.