I taped The Best Damn Sports Show Period's segment on Dale Jr.'s "s" word and here's their segment hence the title.

• Hey Dale Jr., too bad you're not sponsored by Irish Springs because your mouth should be washed out by soap.
• Hey Dale Jr., now I know why you drive the #8 car, it matches your I.Q.
• Hey Dale Jr., John Kerry called. It looks like we're both trailing Busch.
• Hey Dale Jr., I got another S word for ya: Second place.
• Hey Dale Jr., what's more foul emissions, your engines or your mouth?