Top Ten Things Not to Say at the Banquet

10. Jeremy Mayfield- "Next year... I get a new traction control specialist because the cup is MINE."
9. Elliott Sadler- "Does anyone care to sign my petition to ban Talladega and Daytona?"

8. Matt Kenseth- "D@m% it! I was just kidding when I said you could give those crappy cars of mine to the 97 team."

7. Ryan Newman- "Guess those big clunky old Nextel phones were weighing all the other drivers down this season."

6. Tony Stewart- "Do you think Jimmie will like this Home Depot Gift Card for his wedding present?"

5. Dale Earnhardt Jr- "SH** SH** SH**! .... Now who do I make that check out to?"

4. Mark Martin- "If I don't win the championship next year, I'm gonna retire."

3. Jeff Gordon- "Don't do it Jimmie... Don't do it."

2. Jimmie Johnson- "I'd like to thank my lawyer for the prenup..."

1. Kurt Busch- "Take that all you decrepit old has beens!"