From David Letterman 9-13-06

10. Does anyone know how to drive a stick? (Kasey Kahne)

9. Does this gas taste funny to you? (Jeff Gordon)

8. I don't care much for country music and beer. (Jeff Burton)

7. Switch the "r" and "c" in "racing" and you get caring. (Mark Martin)

6. Wow, Letterman looks so good in person (Dale Jr.)

5. You're looking at a guy who can drive 500 miles without taking a leak. (Denny Hamlin)

4. A truly great driver doesn't mind asking for directions, am I right, ladies? (Kyle Busch)

3. It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something. (Kevin Harvick)

2. The NEXTEL Cup is great, but what i'm really excited for is the Late Show ventriloquist week. (Jimmie Johnson)

1. If you think i'm fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom. (Matt Kenseth)